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A small boy wrote to Santa Claus:
Dear Santa, Please send me a baby brother.
Santa Wrote back...
Send me your mother...
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comicbookguy |
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 With the Holiday season upon us the Comicbookguy thought it was the perfect time to teach his readers some basic Beer Math.
Pay attention as the Comicbookguy hates aving to repeat himself and DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
- First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have a drink. (try for more than once)
- Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be honest)
- Add 5. (for Sunday)
- Multiply that number by 50
- If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755.... If you haven't, add 1754
- Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.
If you did your math correctly you should have a three-digit number.
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have a drink a week).
The next two numbers are .......
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DaffodilBob |
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comicbookguy |
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Saturday, December 25 2004 @ 02:23 PM PST |
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Seasons Greetings from the good people at PlanetDouglas.com where the kool-aid is always free. 2 comments
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comicbookguy |
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And now for something completely different...
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Lance |
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Thursday, December 25 2003 @ 04:49 PM PST |
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I read an interesting story this morning about the history of Christmas in the US.
For 22 years, celebrating Christmas was a crime in Massachusetts, where observers of the holiday were subjected to fines and "mince smellers," individuals who were paid to patrol streets to sniff out those who might be baking traditional mincemeat pies around Dec. 25.
America's mid-17th century inobservance of Christmas, which was also practiced in Pennsylvania and parts of the South, is described in "The Book of the Year — A History of Our Holidays" by Colgate University professor Anthony Aveni.
According to a recent Colgate press release, Aveni credits Protestant reformists for the 1659-1681 law against Christmas. He said they viewed the holiday as "another one of those idol-worshipping religious festivals well worth expunging."
To read the full story Click Here
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Most Recent Post: 12/25 04:55PM by PlanetD
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Merry Christmas from the good people at PlanetDouglas.
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Most Recent Post: 12/26 03:34PM by PlanetD
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One Day at the North Pole...
One Christmas long, long ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip. There was one problem after another that year; a few of the best elves came down with the flu, and the trainee elves didn't make toys as fast as the usual guys so Santa was really feeling the pressure of being behind schedule.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that one of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out somewhere. He ran around in a panic until he found them, then went inside and Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mother was coming to visit! Needless to say, this stressed poor Santa even more.
Then, when he began to load up the sleigh, one of the runners cracked and the sack fell to the ground and scattered toys everywhere. Fuming, Santa found a couple of carpenter elves to fix the sleigh and went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey.
When he went to the cupboard, he found that the elves had been hitting the liquor and there was nothing left to drink. An empty bottle fell out of the cabinet and shattered all over the floor. Scowling, he went to get the broom and found that mice had chewed up the straw and it was hardly usable.
Just then the doorbell rang and Santa muttered and cursed to himself all the way to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel there, dragging a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, "I'm running late, where do you want me to put this tree, fat man?"
And that is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree! 3 comments
Most Recent Post: 12/25 04:08PM by PlanetD
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